Jif, my love...
Martin and Michele have a friend named Jif. I really, really like him. Now, I love Michele and Martin dearly, and I couldnt' live without them but...this is different. when Jif comes around, my parrot heart skips a beat. And he totally doesn't mind if I jump up on his lap, which I do whenever he comes over. Oh Jif...visit me more often!