Flirting

OK, I know one shouldn't get too friendly with one's staff, but the humans I own are sometimes very cute. Even when they're being mean, by not giving me my seeds, they can be quite adorable. I flirt with them a lot, and they usually fall for my charms (who wouldn't ?) but in the last few days I've started to appreciate them. In fact, yesterday and today, I've been very close with them and their magical bands of parrots in their fingers. These magical bands contain bright colours that look like distorted bright green parrots! Sometimes my humans preen my feathers in places I can't reach (around my neck)! They must have fallen for my charms! I rule!